If I fuck you, then I'll believe you had sex. Until then, don't fuck around, bro

You fucked a whore who looked like me, you could have stuck it in my anus, bro

I blackmailed you into sex! Okay, sister, but this is the first and last time!

Sister begs for help - and what am I doing? Hold out a helping hand (and a penis)

Sister, why don't we play? But there's no time to waste. Take your clothes off